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altosburg

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Randy Mamola hat geschrieben: "My nipples are larger and firmer...
Thank you,
Thank you,
Thank you."

Hannes,
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Äh stimmt. Aber bei mir dürfts ne Mischung aus Kaltenberger und Lauterbacher sein, was dafür verantwortlich ist... Also finger weg von Perfect Women. Lieber die Travel Pussy benutzen....

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I must say I am really disappointed: after using your cream for 4 days, my penis is as small as ever. Maybe even smaller. But my ass hurts like hell.

Don't get me wrong, I like hell because I am a satanic glitter boy. But still, I wanted be hung like Tommy "the horse" Lee and fuck Pamela Anderson.

However, I will continue to swallow the cream - even if I dont like the taste. :shock:

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"But my ass hurts like hell."
You must have made a mistake by schiebing the Tube into your poodlebut, this stands so certainly not in the Gebrauchsanweisung. To get a bigger noodle you have to rubbel your little poodle ´til your hand fells off.
In heaven, the Engineers are German, the Cooks are Italian, and the Police are British. In hell, the Cooks are British, the Engineers are Italian, and the Police are German.

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The Tube in the Arschloch is very erotic. But the cream in the mouth is sort of Pfuideifipfuischand.

Oder
Lieber einen kleinen Pudel als dem Präsi seine Nudel
Steife Nippel, große Brust, steigert unseres Präsis Lust
Findest Du heut keine Nutte, schlüpf in Deine Metalkutte - Swords & Axes, Splatter, Gore, und schon schiebst Du ein riesen Rohr!

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